24 October, 2006

Evolution

The communication is the information

The information is the relationship

The relationship is the network

The network is the computer

The computer is the medium

The medium is the message



16 October, 2006

Picasa Web Albums

Google makes Picasa, a fairly straightforward and free photo-editing program for the PC. They've added a great new photo-sharing feature in the newest version called Web Albums. All you need is a Google Account and you can upload your photos to a Web Album archive via the Picasa program... but not all of your photos, and definitely not a lot of of your photos, only up to 250 MB of them!

What? 250 MB? So many people have 5+ megapixel cameras today; how many of them do you think know how or actually have the time to scale their images down? If you ask me, they shouldn't have to. A typical high-resolution image is ~ 3MB; with a storage quota of 250 MB, that's only 83 images!

For the love of all things intelligent, am I the only one wondering why they just don't merge the photo storage quota with Gmail's? I'm still only using 1% of my Gmail mailbox quota and I've been using it for quite some time now.

Honestly, what the fuck are they thinking? You need a Google account for Picasa's new Web Albums service (or any other Google service) and at the core of every Google account is Gmail with nearly 3GB of storage! What on earth is anyone going to do with 3GB of storage for email alone?


Wake up Google, or hire me when you're ready to improve.

12 October, 2006

Irony

The most usable defintion in Webster's dictionary for irony is:

(1) : incongruity between the actual result of a sequence of events and the normal or expected result
(2) : an event or result marked by such incongruity

After all the pro Mac talk I've been spewing, I was half expecting my PC to blow up in anger and retaliation against the Mactopia I have been building in my mind, talking and writing about in this blog for the last several months.

Not so, I finally got around to firing up my 'new' Mac Mini to actually start doing something with it instead of just talking about it all the time (as you can see I do). I installed a few small apps, did some small OS X updates, installed some medical software and then bang... a CD gets stuck in the drive. The first thing I tried were some Unix commands like drutil and disktool but these don't do shit if OS X no longer detects a disc in the drive (which System Profiler did not).

A search for the problem brought me to a few Apple user sites as well as an Apple support page that advised to:

restart holding down a mouse button after the startup sound, which 'sometimes' releases optical media from a drive.

and if that didn't work to:
restart holding the x key after the startup sound, and on restart trying to eject from iTunes or iDVD.

and if that didn't work to:
restart and access Apple's Open Firmware utility by holding down Command, Option, O, F, then typing 'eject cd' at the command prompt.

Well the first two didn't work and before trying the third option I had to find out what the Command and Option equivalents were on a PC keyboard. No biggie, I learned from this page and others that Command = Control and Option = Alt on a PC keyboard. Good enough I thought, that's similar to the very well-worn Ctrl-Alt-Del key combination to enter the BIOS on a PC.

Several minutes and restart attempts later...

Why can't I get this fucker to access the Open Firmware utility?

...and more Googling:

I found a page where a fellow had the same problem, he couldn't access the Open Firmware using the mapped keyboard combination on his Logitech keyboard. He went on to learn from Apple this was a known issue with Logitech keyboards -- they seem to be the only keybaords that do this and Logitech didn't plan on fixing it. Thanks Logitech. Can you guess what kind of keyboard I have?

Okay I thought, I'll buy an Apple keyboard; they're only $40 -- even I can afford that. So, who sells Apple keyboards in my hometown? Anyone, anyone? That's right, no fucking body; well practically anyway:

Future Shit? No stock.

Worst Buy? No locations in my city.

Staples? Well, yes, it's right in their flyer but the cow on the phone at the local store curtly told me "Staples doesn't carry Apple products and never did".

I told this unloving cow to find a PC keyboard and shove it halfway up her ass, then to remove the PC keyboard and replace it with an Apple keyboard when one finally did arrive in store... this time shoving it all the way up. In this way, I said, she could more easily distinguish the product using her ass* and that that should prove more useful to her than her eyes.

So I guess you're wondering where the irony comes into play. Well, the irony in this little adventure is that my Mac mini has been sitting on my desk looking pretty for a long time now and the first time I actually try to use it, it practically fucking breaks on me to the point that I now have to take it in for service, lest I void the warranty by cracking the plastic bitch open myself. For a device that was supposed to allow me to forget all of -- okay, some of -- my Microsoft woes, I'm sure off to a rip-roaring start, aren't I?

Wait, it gets better. Since I couldn't do anything else, I opted to install the OS X.4.8 update, on the off-chance the problem would correct itself after its installation. After restart, the actual DVD-R drive no longer shows up in System Profiler at all. See, it just keeps getting better.

Ahhh, the glory days of the PC. Hark, hark, wherefore art thou PC? How I have forsaken thee!

I called Apple Support and apart from being flabbergasted by the finer details of the standard warranty support agreement, I learned that intel Macs don't have Open Firmware. So even if I bought a new Apple keyboard I would still be racking my brain trying to eject this fucking CD -- the 'last resort' from all the solutions I read through indicated that the eject cd command via the Open Firmware utility was just that, the last thing that can potentially fix the issue before needing to take it to the geniuses at the Apple Store or some other authorized Apple dealer (the last thing to do without voiding the warranty, that is).

Here are the Finer details of Mac support:
Apple's 1-year warranty = they agree to fix it if it's a hardware issue; if it's determined to be a 'software issue', then I pay to have them fix it.

What the fuck? What if the smart alec dweebs at the Apple Store have access to better software utilties that can force eject the optical drive, utilities that I do not have access to? Is it then still called a software issue? It better fucking not be is all I have to say. And what if it's thought that my non-Apple-based-software CD that's stuck in the drive is somehow the culprit? Will that also be deemed a software issue?

Only time will tell, and of course I will let you know the fallout.

In conclusion, I have to say that if this DVD-R drive is a dud and therefore an 'official' hardware issue (to Apple), cool; my drive will be replaced and I'll be able to get on with my life using my new Mac. If not, and it is somehow deemed a software issue by the hypointelligent Apple geniuses**, then I may have to rip someone a new asshole at Apple.


Follow-up:
A couple days later after not playing with it at all, I turned it back on... the CD-ROM mounted on the desktop and ejected without a hitch. I needed to cool off and be away from it, and vice versa for the Mac incidentally. Since that initial frustrating debacle, our relationship has been going very well.


* rectal orifice, to be more specific
** which, by the way, require an appointment booked in advance to see

18 September, 2006

Concept: Integrated iPod Car Audio

iPod Car integration is cool and all... but I have an idea that takes it to a whole new level, one I beleive makes more sense and would be far more enjoyable to the rich folks that can afford most of the iPod-available cars anyway.

I'm publishing this idea because I don't think anyone else but Apple could patent an iPod-specific device, which is what I'm proposing and presenting here. If someone else likes this idea and patents it as something similar (i.e. an iPod-like device), so be it. The publication date of this blog entry will show when it was presented by moi. Yes, I may lose out on millions... but I've got a ton of other ideas I think Apple and other companies would love to hear.


On with it then...

One shouldn't need to bring their iPod every time they take a road trip or drive to work. An integrated-iPod car stereo with wireless access would be much smarter (and better). The car stereo-iPod should have:
  • external wi-fi Internet access* via residential/public access points for iTunes Music Store access (with built-in one-click purchasing, of course)
  • incoming wi-fi access to car-iPod node from wireless computers via Bonjour or any standard wifi router/access point

The car iPod acts just like any other Mac computer with wireless access. For example, when the car is at home in the driveway, a user can drop music files on the car-iPod node from another networked Mac computer (okay sure, PCs too) inside the house.


Wireless security
Incoming transfers are set with an option on the car stereo interface and enabled only to authenticated users for the next 30 minutes - 5 hours for example, after which the wi-fi transmitter turns off (so wireless radio is not always transmitting). Another cool option would be to have a pencil-push style button (or another design which prevents accidental toggling) on the back of the car's keyless remote transmitter to turn on the car's wi-fi radio from inside the house. Access to the car's iPod node is authenticated by encrypted login access over the wireless connection. Permissions can be set on the car stereo-iPod to to allow access only from certain MAC addresses.

Your driving down the highway and get that song in your head that you really like, the one that you don't have on CD or on your iPod; imagine the freedom of being able to listen to that song then and there in all its multi-speaker system glory -- with angel's trumpets and devil's trombones as Alex so eloquently put it. That sure beats the hell out of singing the song to your bored wife.

Benefits
  • no need to bring iPod with every time you go for a drive
  • ability to purchase music while in car via car stereo-iPod interface
  • iPod can't be stolen; unless it's done the "old fashion" way (the whole car)
  • security: incoming wifi access turned on only by car-stereo interface or button on car remote
  • separate 'admin' login via https to change car-iPod default settings, allow a new MAC address to connect, etc.


* San Francisco offers city-wide wireless access to the Internet... and it's only a matter of time until other cities follow suit.

07 September, 2006

Macs are healthier for you

More people would be healthier if they used a Mac. I don't need to be a doctor with an extensive background in IT to qualify that statement (but I suppose it doesn't hurt). Really though, how can I make such a claim?

It's very simple. On a Mac, the premise is to do things easily. Because the operating system is so well constructed and blended with the Mac's included software, you get things done quickly. In essence, it is better...

"We have the technology. We have the capability to use the world's first intelligent personal computer. The Mac will be that computer. Better than it was before. Better, stronger, faster."

That's right, packed into a small box for < $1000 you get the Six Million Dollar Man! So then, why will a better, stronger, faster Six Million Dollar Man make you healthy?

Because the faster you get stuff done on your computer, the more time you have to be away from it... which means you have more time to be outside, plant a garden, ride your bike, walk, have sex, hang out with friends, drink water, play with your kids, ride your motorcycle*, call your mom, or cook a healthy meal (or call your mom and cook a healthy meal at the same time). In general you will have time to interact more with nature and people, and not a computer screen -- I fully endorse a technology which allows people to do that.


On the 'Macs are too expensive' argument...
What most people don't get is that they are actually paying a lot more to own a PC. Time is money and by using Windows on any given day you are wasting considerable amounts of time and energy trying to fix problems; problems already thought out by the designers and engineers of the Mac. You are wasting energy and time on an interface that was not built with you in mind at all, whereas on a Mac the human experience is the integral component; it was built from the ground up as a computer for people -- the main ingredient is you.

By using Windows you spend more time frowning, decreasing your productivity and therefore quality of life. All this leads to precious minutes, hours, and for those who will only ever use Windows, months (and possibly years) off your life. That's precious time wasted on inferior human interface technology when you could be spending that time on real human interface technology: hanging out with your friends, playing with your kids, hosting a barbeque, or going on a hot date with your wife/business associate/Physics lab partner/goat**, etc. Are you getting the idea yet? Macs are for every human... even those of us who make mistakes+.

Hell, if that doesn't sell you, buy one because they use less power++, are smaller and will de-clutter your home...

...because even your mom can post photos and make a web page
...because it's all you'll ever need (even if you need to use Windows)
...because you will be able to use it to your full potential
...because you won't have to fix it, or your parents', friend's, relative's, or neighbour's if they had one~.

But most importantly, buy one because you will smile when you use it. It's true... an Apple a day keeps the doctor away. Get a Mac and be healthy.

Rx: Apple Mac, once daily, repeat until finished - IM


* preferably with a helmet, Pete (and anyone else reading this)
** shephards high up in the mountains of Greece have needs too you know!
+ those who continue to use Windows after reading (and understanding) this blog
++ enough that you will notice a decrease in your electricity bill
~
I will never get back all the time spent fixing parents', in-laws', relatives' and
friends' PCs over the phone, while visiting or by remote networking. I don't exactly consider this quality time with family & friends.

28 August, 2006

The Paul Thurrott virus

A couple months back I was reading through the comments of a juicy article on Paul Thurrott's website, either Supersite for Windows or his Internet Nexus. It may have been his review of OS X Tiger -- I didn't bookmark it and for the life of me I can't find this article again, but it was followed by a generalized Mac vs. Windows commentary war.

In the battle that ensued, one of the pro-Mac comments was something like: "two words: zero viruses*" or "no viruses on a Mac, 'nuff said" or some variation on that theme. Paul himself rebutted the comment with something to the effect of**:

" 'There would be more viruses [made] for the Mac if there was more money in them' [since everyone uses Windows] "

In other words, since so few people use them, virus programmers don't waste their time writing viruses for the Mac. I was floored when I read this. What a whopper! First, the fact alone that he makes no acknowledgment about the zero-virus computing environment on a Mac or the impact this has on the world and its computer users, to me says very little about Paul's (supposedly) unbiased ability to appraise information technology... of any kind. Second, by saying this, Paul makes an assumption that only a Microsoft zealot could make; the assumption of course inherent in his words is that Apple would do nothing about the surmounting threat of these WMD (viruses) on the Mac platform, that they would respond reactively to the problem instead of proactively, and that the inevitable result would be just as many viruses (100,000+) on the Mac as on a Windows PC.

This tells me that Paul Thurrot is very shortsighted. He underestimates and shows little regard to the company that has always led the way in the personal computer industry and has supplied just about every innovation that the company he seems to love so poorly and continuously attempts to reproduce (but markets so well). In essence, Paul assumes Apple would fall prey to the same problems that plague Windows because he cannot take view of technology from any place except the vantage point of a Microsoft mentality. What else can be expected? His entire world is Microsoft and the sub-minimum-level-of quality products they produce.


Paul's response also brought up some other feelings in me...

Because of his grand reputation as the source for most anything "Microsoft" and "Windows IT", many people respect what he has to say. And with the kind of following Paul Thurrott has, his comments have a way of assuaging the pain some+ Windows users feel about continuing to use (and perhaps considering to leave behind) a product that is less secure++. In my opinion his words come dangerously close to saying flat out: "continue to invest in Windows even though it's inferior", simply "because more people are using it".

As a consequence of this dogma, his readership is massaged into thinking they should trust that "Big Brother" (Microsoft in general, but Anti-virus/Anti-spyware/Security vendors as well) will develop new defences to keep us 'safe' from all of the viruses, scumware and other shit Windows allows through its pores.

I don't know how or why anyone working in IT would downplay or at the very least would not highlight the significance of a virus & pest-free environment. Not long ago when I was an IT Manager I hated the constant cleanup that was necessary on Windows PCs, no matter how much they were locked down~.

Hey Paul, if all your Windows IT Professional buddies decided to jump from a cliff in the name of the almighty~~ , wou...

...never mind.

Hmmmm, any doctors out there thinking this sounds a lot like the pharmaceutical industry? Intelligent people know if the medical establishment aka industry was actually about medicine and, of all things health, it would never have grown into the multi-trillion dollar industry that it is; hospitals wouldn't be growing so fat, and more doctors might start to use their brains again. It's obvious that the medical industry as it exists today is very much not about health, and we are getting sicker and sicker because of it.

Likewise, with our computers. Is my computer experience as a Windows user better because I have to spend an extra $75/year on resource-sucking Security Suite bundles? Do any of us want to? No, but your computer wouldn't last five minutes without one if you use Windows. This is not unlike the current state of the conventional medical establishment; in our Microsoft Windows world the emphasis (and obsession) is on the anti-viral, the anti-pest, and not the computer's "innate" ability to prevent these infections. Likewise in conventional medicine, the emphasis is on drugs and not using natural methods or one's natural ability to heal and cure disease. You see the ads on TV all the time for the flu-vaccine, blood-sugar and cholesterol lowering drugs, anti-virals, athritis meds, and the list goes on (they don't bother with antibiotics anymore -- no money in those). The exact same theme goes for computers too:

Windows has no natural ability to heal itself so it needs to rely on "drugs" (i.e. other anti-infection products) just to keep it working...

...when the emphasis could be on using a healthier computer, one that was designed first, or rather, one that was actually designed; one that uses an operating system steeped in time-honoured traditions (37 years and counting), and one with an interface that gives you the human centre stage.

Sadly this hasn't been the case for about fifteen or so years in the computer industry (much longer in conventional medicine), but things are starting to change in both arenas now. It's very interesting that Computers and Medicine, two industries that seemingly have nothing to do with each other on their own, actually have a lot in common, share similar histories, and are changing in the same way. Guess what else? The only ones vital (and still laughing) about all of this are the big security software vendors, like Computer Associates, Macaffee, and Symantec -- the two latter of which dominate the home PC market. In my opinion they're loving life, sitting back and thinking: "Wow, our customers really are fucking stupid, I mean all they have to do is use a better computer and they don't."

Think about it like this. Every time a virus author or spyware maker puts out a new threat that exploits the crumbling foundation of Microsoft Windows, they mock its poor, poor construction. I think if these "programmers" were to tell you the truth, they would probably just say: "Stop using Windows you dummy, that's all you have to do!" Of course, they would never do this because then they'd have nothing to do! The Internet is a veritable playground of exploitable Microsoft Windows computers, and for a cracker this is autoeroticism of the highest order... though any nine-year-olds of this breed would probably just say "it's the funnest, most bestest playground ever":

"Grandma, come look, I just got into the City Hall's Windows 2003 Server... and it was soooooooo easy!"

"Oh, isn't that lovely dear... don't forget to eat the peanut-butter celery sticks I brought you"

I'm not a cracker or a virus programmer, but I know enough that the most successful people of this 'trade' would not get hired by security companies (like CA, Macafee, Symantec, etc.) or Police forces, etc if they didn't try to constantly break your Windows computer. That being said I'm quite certain there are other breeds of crackers in it purely for the mischief factor, and with no desire to get hired by anyone.



* Todd Woodward, Symantec Security Response Researcher, asserts the same.

** I wish I could find this page again to quote the commenter & Paul exactly, but I'm not far off the mark here.

+ the more conscious Windows users, that is

++ and less intelligent, and counter-productive... I could go on you know.

~ I've seen 3 GHz P4 computers reduced to the performance one expects of a 386. Why? Because Windows is poo.

~~ Microsoft of course... what were you thinking?

19 August, 2006

Ideas

Apple's 'Ideas' or 'Concepts' department (I imagine they have such departments) should consist of creative brainstormers like me... not just programmers, computer scientists, electronics specialists & wizards or other supergeeks, but also less technical, imaginative thinkers and 'ideas' people like me. Maybe they do. I think I should be a part of such a group.

Regarding technology, the "future" is only cool when you make things that are way ahead of their time for people to use now. Apple makes some really amazing stuff but it seems to me they have to hold back a lot (and wait for the larger market to play catch up) because so many of its potential customers are obsequious Microsoft robots stuck in the dark ages; not becuase they want to be but because it's all they know and are capable of comprehending. Beleive me when I say I'm not speaking out of hate, I am not a hateful person. But I really feel in my heart that Microsoft, in general, is like a thought suppressant on humanity.

This is lost potential energy and that is very sad to me. It is like keeping a child prodigy from achieving his highest or renting a sportscar with a speed governer. Maybe this has to do with what Tim Berners-Lee said in 1999 about the NeXT Computer. I would love to talk shop with Steve Jobs one day. I think I will.


I'm poor. I'm rich with ideas... and I'm hungry*.

Some freebie ideas to follow...


* and foolish, and available

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